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Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:美國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
美國小姐:美國的男性器官像紳士。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
美國小姐:因為只要一看到女士,他們就會起立......
(Applause!Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:西班牙小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐:因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
(Applause! Applause !)
(鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:菲律賓小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐:菲律賓的男性器官像流言。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律賓小姐:因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
問:伊朗小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官像賊。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐:因為他們總愛走後門。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:印度小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like laborers.
印度小姐:印度的男性器官像勞力。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐:因為日夜勞 "做" 。
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:馬來西亞小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
馬來西亞小姐:馬來西亞的男性器官像 Proton 牌轎車( 馬來西亞國產車 )。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐:看起來很硬 (造型類似HONDA) 其實很軟(一撞就變形) 。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:新加坡小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐:總是衝進場,提前 15分鐘出場。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:中國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping.
中國小姐:中國的男性器官像鄧小平.
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
中國小姐:短小精幹,但卻可以工作到九十歲。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Taiwan, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:台灣小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Taiwan: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Taiwan are like Chen Shui-Pian.
台灣小姐:台灣男性的器官像「陳水扁」。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms Taiwan: Can’t work at all, but still brag and quibble rascally.
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms Taiwan: Can’t work at all, but still brag and quibble rascally.
台灣小姐:明明不行,還要硬拗、賴皮逞強。
( 鼓掌、鼓掌,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑)
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